Pick 'n' Sniff with Jerome Bobert

     "I LIKE TO THINK I'M TAKING the profession of 'dolly-doctor' a great leap foreword," said Bobert enthusiastically during our short encounter. "Those good learned men and woman certainly know how to repair a doll, and many have great skill. But I adhere to the old adage, 'prevention is better than a cure'. That's why I've devoted myself to dolly gynaecology."

     Bobert is pictured below preparing to preform a short exploration of Barbie's fallopian tubes. 

Pammy Penadora, the Polyester Primrose

 

     "I WAS LISTENING TO THE RADIO one afternoon," Pammy began, "and there was this song on it I really liked. I'm not sure the song liked me much, though - after a few minutes it stopped. I can only suppose it somehow knew I was listening in."